- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due by friday
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
- teacher: just do your homework
- doctor: just eat healthy
- mum: just clean your room
- opposite sex: just look gorgeous
- friends: just be socially active
- life: just be perfect
- me: it's not that fucking easy dude
